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Sun - May 30 -

AKA HOOK:

**We read that when Hamza first came to Britain he worked in a Soho nightclub on the door.

This puts something of the tin lid on the entire deal.

We now realise that if martyrs are going to get into paradise, they'll have to pass though the hallowed gates in groups of no more than five at a time and not dressed in trainers.

Proven virgins, however, are free before 10pm.**


~~ Who knew... ?!


:: From Anorak: Sling Yer Hook ::

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