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SoFlo: IN THE NEWS -

# M.E. TO BE EXAMINED -
Florida's Attorney General has asked the Florida Medical Examiners Commission to investigate autopsies conducted by Dr. Charles Siebert that may have contained "fundamental flaws."

*Siebert's autopsy described Reed, a 34-year-old woman, as having "unremarkable" testicles and said Terry had no scars, though the truck driver had a seven-inch scar along his spine.*
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# FLORIDA'S AFFORDABLE
HOUSING: For Essentials Only -
This longish article by Alan Gomez illustrates how serious state legislators are about solving what they consider to be the problem:

*The state has a trust fund specifically for affordable housing that will generate about $478 million this year, but legislators have placed a cap on how much of that fund can be used for affordable housing, which next year would be about $243 million. The rest would be used for other purposes, as it has been in past years.*

And if you're not "essential," drop dead! But who's "essential?" In the South Florida Real Estate Market: professional torturers, mass murderers, illegal drug lords, and anyone who has been able to plunder their national treasury.
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# GLITZY X-DRESSERS
GRAB JOY RIDE -
A small gang of cross-dressing male prostitutes, buzzing around a Broward County auto shop, used pepper spray, grabbed the keys to a new Dodge Magnum, and then took off, but their associate, a guy named "Candice," dished the dirt on them and will not be charged. No explanation for this escapade has been given yet; so, stay tuned for their lawyer's Alternate Universe defense. Yeah, a lotta misunderstandings were going on there!

Better story by:
:: S. Slater, PBPost ::
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