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# "It normally happens a bit like this. You, the unsuspecting member of the public, do something newsworthy. Or someone in your family does. The media descend on your house. They are rather keen to speak to you. They don't plan to go away until they do." [BBCmag]

# Mosque boils over in Staffordshire. [BBC]

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