Friday, February 29

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HAZMAT IN VEGAS (4#) -

A package of the deadly poison ricin
has been found in a Las Vegas hotel.

And a man who stayed in the room in which
it was found is in critical condition in hospital.

:: [CNN] ...and... [Fox-local] ::

Las Vegas is adjacent to Area 51, where the U.S. Federal Government reputedly keeps their cache of captured flying saucers. Supposedly, government agents vaporize trespassers. In fact, there are Shoot-to-Kill signs posted everywhere.

Paging ace reporter Carl Kolchak* --

*Carl Kolchak is a newspaper reporter with an abrasive personality that has gotten him fired ten times from various big-city papers. Now he's reduced to reporting for a relatively small-time paper in Las Vegas.*

Yeah, they walk among us . . .

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