Sunday, April 27

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JEDI CHURCH ATTACK -
From the Annals of Improbable Cases -

A man jumped over the garden wall garbed in a black plastic trash bin bag and cape. Drunkenly swinging a metal crutch as his weapon, he set upon the cousins, while exclaiming "Darth Vader!" He hit one cousin with the crutch, then laughingly hit the other.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, has admitted to the assault, but claims he has no memory of it. His lawyer, Frances Jones, said that drink was ruining his client's life and that Hughes had "no idea" where he'd gotten the crutch from. Case
still in progress...

:: BBC ::

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