SoFlo: SHADOWY DENIZENS - (3#) -

Shady Art: Bernard Jean Ternus flew in to Florida on July 5, 2007, and lived quietly in Cooper City until he was arrested on June 4, 2008, for his involvement in attempts to broker the sale of a Monet painting and other art work stolen from a museum in Nice, France. A federal judge has imposed a 62-month sentence on him.

# Lizard Shoots Music Man: A disc jockey was leaving a sports bar in Miramar at 4am when he was ambushed by a ski-masked man waiting for him. The two exchanged undisclosed words, then the lurker shot the disc jockey and ran off. Wonder which words were exchanged: Your mother wears a moustache?

# Lizard Robs Surfer: A woman in Hallandale Beach was surfing on her computer while home alone, when a man walked in and robbed her. As usual, no description whatsoever of the alleged perp is given, but area pawnbrokers are on the lookout for a lizard wearing much too much jewelry. If she wasn't nekked, why did she leave her door unlocked? Well, these are the imponderables.

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