Tuesday, March 9

Boar Hunt Ended (2#) -

Swanky Suburb's Hopes Dashed . . .

The wildlife removal company called in to give residents of posh Plantation Acres Estates relief from the depredations of dozens of wild boar ravaging their properties has thrown in the tea towel.

CEO Jon Gherardi may have been
initially misled about what was out there.

Ignorant gossips have been depicting the animals
as domestic livestock pigs abandoned by farmers.

Thus, Gherardi seemed surprised to discover
the creatures were actually wild game and
already about the size of pygmy rhinos.

In short, the project turned out to be bigger than he expected. And the swine were not playing by Marquess of Queensberry rules.

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