The Dark & Stormy Night -

This year's winner of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
for wretched writing in the Detective category is:

"She walked into my office wearing a body that would make a man write bad checks, but in this paperless age you would first have to obtain her ABA Routing Transit Number and Account Number and then disable your own Overdraft Protection in order to do so."

By Steve Lynch, San Marcos, CA

:: For the rest of the winners: BLFC

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