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Drag Dressers Pump
Pepper Spray at Shocked Shoppers . . .

A wild afternoon robbery invasion at a Boca Loca Home Depot featured cross-dressers armed with vapors, whooshing their way through the store as they scooped up merchandise, who then attempted to flee using a red Ford Explorer, but the accused miscreants were captured by Loss Prevention Officers before they could peel out of the parking lot.

The suspects are reported to be from the Miami area.

"Kendal Edgar Lowry, 26, of Opa-Locka, was wearing a yellow tank top, gray pants and mid-calf gray flat-heeled boots. David Tucker, 24, of Miami, wore a pink shirt, denim skirt and flip flops of unknown color."

No description of their hairstyles was available.

The store had to be evacuated to air out the fumes.

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