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Florida: HAPPENING AROUND - (4#) -

Revealing Popout: A dreadlock-clad transvestite thief dressed in a mini jean skirt grabbed an elderly woman's purse and pushed her to the ground in Port St Lucie before one of his falsies popped out of his tube top and he made a hurried escape, leaving the fake breast behind. The falsie turned out to be a water-filled condom in a gym sock. It is being tested for DNA. Yes, this is a BOLO.

# Cut Loose: Former USF computer science professor Sami Al-Arian has been released from custody under complex circumstances. He is reported to be staying with one of his children in Virginia.

# If U Kin Readis: Palm Beach County has received a $million grant to diminish illiteracy via AmeriCorps tutors. The article claims that only 22 percent of their county's residents are illiterate.

# In Search of a Jury: Defense lawyers have requested a change of venue in the case which involves the beating to death of a homeless man in Fort Lauderdale.

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