Two zombies who invaded . . .
a nudist resort party in Central Florida
were arrested on charges of assault and battery.
# Drug Sub: 7 tons of cocaine aboard were confiscated by the crew of the Coast Guard Cutter Mohawk based in Key West.
# 17 Wild Hogs: were captured on a golf course in Central Florida, leaving only a half dozen behind and still roaming the links.
# SoFlo's mysterious water torture bills.
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