Wednesday, February 8

Wild Pig Welcomes Home Owner -

After the police arrested the pair of alleged squatters last night, the wild pig managed to escape. An FPL employee who routinely comes equipped with dog biscuits helped to recapture the boar. Once the boar was finally secured, a pair of prairie dogs surfaced and then a tortoise appeared.

Police are investigating whether the human couple found in the home were squatters or legal renters victimized by some sort of rental scam. The New York owners of the property arrived at the residence to make the unexpected discovery that their home was already occupied and called the police.

The bomb squad confiscated the grenades.