Wednesday, February 8

Pig in The Wrong Blanket -

It was a Tuesday evening. It was raining on
and off, when a call came in to the station house.

A man arrived at his Miami home to find a pair of squatters there with drugs, a handgun, some grenades, and a pig inside his home.

Trouble was that neighborhood had recently been rezoned as strictly residential and no domestic livestock is allowed there anymore.

:: Solution: Call the Bomb Squad!