Florida to Florence Meltdown -

A Study Abroad Panic was fomented earlier today when an official from the University of Florida sent out an urgent hazard alert email to their students in Florence, warning them to refrain from fraternizing with the Jersey Shore
Neo-Reality TV cast or they would suffer dire consequences
if they did.

What could he have been thinking? After all,
it's not like Snooki ever killed her roommate.

His clearly farklempt ultimatum was quickly overturned by other officials whose cooler heads prevailed.

But I do wonder if any of the Jersey Shore bunch will show up this Saturday at the courtroom in Perugia for the Amanda Knox Appeal session.

According to rumor, Frank Sfarzo will attend the Appeal session in deep disguise and then send an encrypted dispatch about it via a nuclear bunker in Sweden.

Or maybe they're just kidding us.

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